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MacBinary  |  1996-10-22  |  1.4 KB  |  [clpt/drag]

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10% dexvert MacBinary (archive/macBinary) fallback Supported
100% file MacBinary II, inited, Tue Oct 22 11:24:51 1996, modified Tue Oct 22 11:24:51 1996, creator 'drag', type 'clpt' "Man with Dog", at 0x80 1242 bytes resource Apple HFS/HFS+ resource fork, map offset 0x49a, map length 0x6e, data length 0x39a, at 16 0x56000004, nextResourceMap 0x1e16454, fileRef 0x16c6, list offset 0x1c, name offset 0x6e, 4 types, 0x54455854 'TEXT' * 1 resource offset 0x22 default (weak)
99% file data default
74% TrID Mac Text clippings (MacBinary) default
25% TrID MacBinary 2 default (weak)
100% siegfried fmt/1762 MacBinary (II) default
100% lsar MacBinary default


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